I keep telling him that he should try harder to be happy with what he has.
I tell him he's just tormenting himself spending all that time on-line looking at younger, prettier models that he can't have. But still:
"Oh no, Jem! I accidentally hit the 'buy-it-now' button for this red Ferrari.
"Well Kim, I sure hope it has comfortable seats because THAT'S where you'll be sleeping."